SMOLT! Commandments
- Thou shalt almost always go with your first answer.
- In questions of numbers, the difference shall be torn asunder.
- In all things, the majority rules. This do in honor of SMOLT!
- Thou shalt keep the 3rd law holy by not running to the restroom.
- Thou shalt not observe the grading of the Holy Answers.
- Thou shall not observe the graven images before the appointed hour.
- Thou shalt not take SMOLT!'s name in vain.
- When in doubt, call upon SMOLT! and one of the answers, Kenny Chesney, Khyber Pass or Manchester United shall be given unto thee
- Thou shalt heed the voices of the QUIZMASTERS.
- Thou shalt not be paranoid. They are not out to get thee.