SMOLT! Commandments

  1. Thou shalt almost always go with your first answer.
  2. In questions of numbers, the difference shall be torn asunder.
  3. In all things, the majority rules. This do in honor of SMOLT!
  4. Thou shalt keep the 3rd law holy by not running to the restroom.
  5. Thou shalt not observe the grading of the Holy Answers.
  6. Thou shall not observe the graven images before the appointed hour.
  7. Thou shalt not take SMOLT!'s name in vain.
  8. When in doubt, call upon SMOLT! and one of the answers, Kenny Chesney, Khyber Pass or Manchester United shall be given unto thee
  9. Thou shalt heed the voices of the QUIZMASTERS.
  10. Thou shalt not be paranoid. They are not out to get thee.

 

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March 24

I share your pain. On March 3 my team answered the Clippers for all-time worst winning percentage (.365) but didn't get credit. Just as bad, we didn't get credit for Sony's first invention (a rice cooker), which I believe would have edged us past the second place team we finished a half point behind.

SMOLT! is sorry to hear that. Sometime fate (and pub quizmasters) can be so cruel.